1. Kid and Mom go to get cheap computer.
  2. Both look at Macs and go “Blech!”
  3. They look at PCs and go crazy because they totally come in different colors like lime green and fuschia unlike those stinky Macs!
  4. They remark on the cheap price.
  5. Cut to shot of Mom screaming obnoxiously as a floating arm hands her $20 bills.
  6. Windows logo
  7. Kid: “I’m a PC and I still need my Mom to buy me computers for games and Myspace.”