also, to customize my new phone...

i have to program the following words into my phone’s “word” feature for texts:

  • douchebag
  • dick
  • fuck
  • asshole
  • yowza
  • huzzah
  • shit (but “shiv” is already programmed. that makes sense)
  • 8==D

that last one was* a joke… but i’m sure i’ll have to add dozens of absurd phrases to keep up with my everyday conversations.

*sort of